Antología de las Barbaries - 2

-Hey people, this is a language course not a hookup course.

-This is not a grammar rule, this is a drinking game.

-it’s funny when you’re the one teaching your mentor.

Hablando con José, el español y nos preguntaron por una persona.
-¿te refieres a ese tonto que se parece a tin-tin?- José lo mira y dice.
-Vaya, la verdad es que se parece un huevo.
-Jajaj ¿ustedes también dicen huevo?
-Jaja si, esque me salió del alma.

-Oh no, you miss her.
-Maybe I tried to find in her something I left in Mexico.
-Man, you’re so deep.
-No, I’m drunk.

-What’s the name of the girls?
-Ehm, Jigeun, Yuri and … soju bottle.

-Are you married?
-No.
-It was a rude question?
-I don’t know.

-I love your accent.
-I love your voice.

-I think if you get attacked by a Korean rapist he will ask to rape you in a really polite way.                           

-There are four stages for getting drunk; the sober, the clever, the tipsy and drunk. The problem is I skipped the tipsy stage.

Estaba entrenando judo y al tratar una nueva maniobra me lastimo la rodilla y el entrenamiento acaba para mí.
-Deberías ir al hospital para que te ayuden con tu rodilla, pero creo que tienes un problema más grave con tus calcetines.-Solo pude notar que mi dedo gordo del pie se estaba escapando.

-In the netherlands we have this thing called grass-metal.
-So, you mean like hillbilly metal bands?

My roommate was staring at my place so I took off my headphones.
-What.
-Oh, sorry. I was just thinking.
-Mmh, you should be careful with that.

-Hey, this was one little accident for the room, but a giant step for german culture.
-You just broke a glass!

Dos personas se encuentran en la calle caminando y se reconocen de lejos, al acercarse se saludan.
-Hola.
-Hola, ¿Dónde te vez en 5 años?

-I’m not a trouble maker, I’m a problem solver.

-Do I look as fool as a Mexican?
-No, you look as fool as a German.

-There must be more scenes about it, like Ch-Pop or Polska-Pop.